Daily Archives: July 15, 2011

“She was drinking Red Bull”

Today In Buenos Aires, a 30 year old woman jumped from a 23 story building and landing survived. She apparently landing in a sitting position on taxi cab below and survived her 330ft free fall with only a few broken ribs, broken hips, and some moderate internal bleeding and injuries. I really don’t know she did it, I don’t know how she survived, but i do know two things; 1.GOD WAS WITH HER, 2. RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS.

Lorenna Bobbit…”THE RETURN”

As we all have heard by now, a few days a woman by the name of Catherine Kieu Becker has been accused of Drugging her estranged husband’s dinner, tying him to the bed after he passed out, then cut off his penis with a knife and threw it in a garbage disposal. Catherine then called 911 and reported the crime so that her estranged husband could receive some medical attention.  Her husband is reported to be in stable yet good condition, and pieces of his penis were recovered from the scene, but there is no word on the success of the reattachment surgery. Authorities that responded to the call state the it was a “heinous crime” and they have never seen a anything similar since Lorenna Bobbit.  Authorities have charged Kieu with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse, all of which are felonies, and could land her in jail for life if convicted. All i can say is WOW…..WTF???